26th July 26 via · source

kaitlynffs:

You’re still as quiet as you were in high school, I see.

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I’m sorry…

#kaitlyn
25th July 5 via

asherplz:

You guys won’t believe what I saw today. Okay, so, I was walking down the street, right? And some dude was walkin’ across the road, and an old woman in a punchy buggy hit him, and it was all dramatic and shit, like he rolled and I thought he died for a few seconds, but then, he stood up, and continued walking like nothing happened. I swear, we have aliens among us.

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Oh my goodness, is he okay…?

25th July 26 via · source

kaitlynffs:

Still better than nothing, I was a personal assistant at one point. We all have to start somewhere, right?

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I suppose so…

#kaitlyn
25th July 26 via · source

kaitlynffs:

Extremely— I moved to New York with nothing but ambition and do you see where it got me? What about you, what have you been up to since graduation?

Yeah… I-I, um… I work as a personal assistant…

#kaitlyn
25th July 26 via · source

kaitlynffs:

I co-own a very popular record label in New York City.

Wow… you’ve, um… you’ve done pretty well after high school then, haven’t you…?

#kaitlyn
25th July 26 via · source

scarlettwtvr:

Any better?

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Little bit…

#scarlett
25th July 8 via

uhtristan:

What’s wrong is you barging in here as if you own the place. Why don’t we let 911 operators worry about it if something goes ‘wrong’.

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I’m sorry, sir…

25th July 26 via · source

kaitlynffs:

Don’t be sorry. I’d be having a panic attack as well, because all of this is really bad for my business, y’know.

Your business…?

#kaitlyn
25th July 26 via · source

dylanoops:

Oh please, people have given me those judging looks for years. Just do you and don’t worry about them. You are the one being talked about, remember? All press is good press, Ev. 

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Thanks, Dylan…

#dylan